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Official Excuses For Real Life

Generate absurdly formal reasons for social battery failure, domestic avoidance, delayed replies, and Moka-related operational shutdowns.

Form EXC-404

EXC-0000

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Severity Level 3

TracyOS Bureau of Personal Avoidance

Approved

Case IDEXC-0000

Reliability74%

Moka Factor18%